I’m no different from every other Australian, the last few years I have
been watching the progressive death of the car manufacturing industry.
In the last 6 months or so that has come to head with first the demise
of Ford, then Holden and now finally Toyota. The writing has long been
on the wall, who can forget the resigned
look on the face of Holden Australia’s Mike Devereux at the VF media
launch day when he sat in the driver’s seat listening to the Ford press
conferences on the VF's new hands free phone connectivity system.
Now many have touted the ‘perfect storm’ theory, we have all heard the
death cries before of high Australian dollar, high labour costs,
declining sales and exports. Additionally; we have all heard the
political ramblings of Labor said this and Liberals did that. All of
which are undoubtedly contributing factors.
But I sometimes
wonder if these easy to digest media sound bites are missing the point.
The same day Toyota announced the final death throws, I happen to be
driving the new VF Commodore when I pulled in to a car park and made
note of the below photo.
Here is why manufacturing has died in
Australia, these are not cars, they’re a big mobile phone with an
extended warranty. People are no longer drivers, they’re commuters
inching their way to lives of containment like refugees travelling
towards Christmas Island. Societies no longer care about cars, they care
about fuel economy, iPod connectivity and skill sapping remote parking
assists.
To be fair, can you blame society? Each one of these
mobile box commuters will argue they don’t care about performance
characteristics while stuck in grid lock on our shockingly obsolete road
networks. Then there’s the question of why buy a new car just to pay
new car tax, followed by road registration tax, then fuel tax, cleverly
disguised as ‘excise’ and if you want to buy a nicer more exclusive
model then expect to pay luxury car tax. If that’s not enough god forbid
you by some stretch of the imagination exceed the signed speed limit by
even one kilometre per hour, that will result in certain loss of
licence – or at least a significant financial loss ($19 million from the
South Australian economy alone)
But dig deeper and it gets
even worse; the South Australian government’s own website recommends
people ‘buy smaller cars or take public transport’ but then contradicts
their own standpoint by arguing one should buy Australian cars. The
state premier himself told SA police – one of Holdens biggest local
customers - to ‘drive smaller cars’ in a bid to bring the state out of
bankruptcy.
And that brings us to the dinosaur in the room -
Australian motoring enthusiasts. So let’s say you do have the audacity
to buy a new V8 Commodore or Turbo Charged Falcon (both excellent cars I
might add) and attempt to change much more than a wheel nut, you are
going to be arrested and pepper sprayed every time you reverse out your
driveway. The car modification laws in this country and so confusing,
fragmented and draconian that even aftermarket headlights can have your
pride and joy put off the road – in some cases for good. The motives for
these kinds of repressive actions can only be seen as state governments
making desperate grabs for cash, or maybe if you’re a glass half full
type, a nanny state move to avoid liability law suits.
I
remember when I was a kid my dad dreaming about owning the latest ‘big
V8’ and telling me how easy it would be to overtake slower cars while
driving down the coast for a surf. But those days are long gone; the
governments have killed the culture that sold cars. The idea of buying a
new car now is so insane you would have to move in to Schapelle Corby’s
old prison cell. You don’t tax an economy to prosperity said T-dog
Abbott and you don’t sell cars by repressing a culture.
